Tab A does the pencils and inks, while Slot B does the colors, website graphics, and most of the better ideas. Their preferences are for books, cats, scraggly old cars, scruffy old music, and cartoon art of questionable taste.

The National Wildlife Agency has determined that Tab A and Slot B may very well be the last mated pair of heterosexual geeks left in the wild. Having been together for nine years now, preservationists are anxious for the opportunity to taxidermy their pervy hides for permanent display in the Smithsonian...in the basement. And only at night.